poopflow:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

sorryforpartybarackin:

its so rude when you try to be nice and hold the door open for people but they won’t come in the stall with you

playstation2chainz:

so ur telling me all mothers were born today

dekutree:

shoutout to the guy who actually answers yahoo questions

helloopandee:

how do people enjoy running wtf

cnnbreakingofficial:

omg mom it’s JUST METH calm down